I Think He's in Love With Romance: Part 2 in Shocking 2-D

"first year, i used to think about you ALL the time!

Now I regret all the times I thought about you and not how institutions effect economic growth.."

*Context withheld.

Wise and Goofy Keeka

The father told his kid, you’re grounded motherfucker!!

Keeka: if the kid's a motherfucker, he probably doesn’t wanna ground him….

Me Thinks He's in Love With Romance

"In first year I used to think about you. You occupied my mind a lot.

*Pause*

Why does that happen?"

If Ever A Goose Were Silly..

"99 % of the time, men will wake up with a penis..."

A failed attempt to explain to a few girls that it is normal for men to wake up with an erection due to a full bladder....

Conversations With Wise & Goofy Keeka

"You have a tail. Are you Shia?"

With reference to Wahabi propaganda against Shiism in Saudi high schools:

A Lie You Can't Digest

A heart covered in Rust,

A rot in the mind,

A body wedded to lust

Is third eye blind

Slithers a blackened tongue

With every word you say

Even the air in your lungs

Wreaks of decay

You know how you feel

Why make yourself bleed then?

You let the wound heal

Only to rake it up again

Nothing is allowed in

Nor does anything escape

An open prison

With voluntary inmate

You're trying to stomach

A lie you can't digest

You're chokin' on some

Throwin' out the rest

Hey there Big Guy

Up in the Sky

Hey, You up above

Grant me my Love

Grant me my Love

Grant me my Love

Grant me My Love

Won't You grant me my Love?

I know i've gone astray

I pick up my hands to pray

I hope i find my way

I hope i make it back someday

I hope i make it back some day

I hope i make it back someday

I hope i make it back someday

I hope i find my way today.

Amen.

The Power of Prayer: getting in touch with a lost me

Weigh and consider

Close your eyes, but to your heart shut not the door

Acquire knowledge

Knowledge and Wisdom are the children of Truth

For knowledge and Wisdom can only be from Truth

In Truth, may your eyes open once again, to the Beauty that encompasses (all)

The Beauty which lives within you,

That is you,

The Beauty which you cannot deny your soul

Let then the springs of inspiration gush forth from this re-awakening

Until your heart is overwhelmed

And let this Inspiration remind you how to love

Teach you to recieve It,

To dwell in It,

To learn from It

And when every inch of your soul is overflowing with the Infinite

I pray you find peace,

For i can give you naught

Except my prayer